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|12-29-2009, 09:28 PM||#141 (permalink)|
Praised be Velcor for His aid in my quest of restoration to a PMI-1 that had fallen to years of neglect and disuse during the time of the AGG; that now shines with the brass glow of Velcor's own eyes, and shoots even the heretical small bored paint of today with no roll-outs, with true-ness to mark the goggles of those who question Velcor's name.
|12-29-2009, 09:51 PM||#142 (permalink)|
starts off small at first
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Bean Town, U.S.A.
"Democracy is the worst form of government except for all the others which have been tried." Winston Churchill
THE-SHOOTIST Anyone chubbin' like me for this?
mailmanmike Since Monday! That's more than 4 hours though, so according to those cialis ads I should see my doctor.
tlane77 I think for a non-chemical chubby it's 6 hours before its time to see a doctor. So you should be good for another couple hours.
splattttttt I wasn't goin to google "chubbin" because I assumed it had to do with fat. The lard type, not the fun stuff. But what ever feelings Jeff's experiencing, then they must be of the fun like stuff...
tlane77 He's got a woody for your woods. splattttttt land
|12-29-2009, 10:24 PM||#143 (permalink)|
Join Date: Mar 2006
The world is full of kings and queens, who blind your eyes and steal your dreams. It's Heaven and Hell. -Ronnie James Dio
Born to Lose, Live to Win -Lemmy Kilmister
It's a long way to the top, if you wanna Rock 'n Roll -Bon Scott
|01-02-2010, 06:37 PM||#145 (permalink)|
|02-04-2010, 02:08 AM||#146 (permalink)|
Something I wrote during religion class.
Velcor is my shepherd
-there is nothing I shall need
In dense forests you let me play
-to safe speedball fields you lead me
-you keepeth my paint fresh
You guide me along the path of "old school flare"
-for the sake of your name, I refrain from the evil called "batteries"
Even though I face 30 BPS
-I fear no failure of my mask for you are at my side
-Your ice cream and mayo give me courage
You blind my opponents before me
-making my movements invisible as a jaguar in the night
You anoint my hands with grease and oil
-my air tank shall never overflow
Only good times shall befall upon me
-all the days I sacrifice in your name
May my attempts to bunker be fruitful
-yet inflict no harm
Those who beseech me by playing on
-be struck by the failure of their markers
For I dwell on the fields of Velcor
-all the days of my life.
|02-04-2010, 02:14 AM||#147 (permalink)|
Join Date: Mar 2009
|07-23-2010, 02:33 AM||#148 (permalink)|
allergic to phone calls
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Shawnigan Lake, BC, Canada
6. Forget to give propper sacrifice to Velcor... proper sacrifice includes but is not limited to: Batteries.. battery operate guns... any part of a gun that has an electrical component to it.... any player that things he is more knowledgable than others but is clearly full of ox dung
How dare ye sully the good name of "The Propper" which lies cast-aside along the steep road to the field? The Propper served well, keeping the canopy back-glass upright for so many years. But alas, upon the replacement of struts, The Propper abdicated his duty - not anywhere on the 40KM trip to the field - but on the last 50 ft... falling to the side of the roadway - face up - proudly declaring that even in disposal he is "The Propper."
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