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Old 01-25-2013, 08:41 PM   #3491 (permalink)
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Old 01-25-2013, 11:18 PM   #3492 (permalink)
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to his dismay magnificent7 found that fixing waterbed leaks was not as easy at it looked.
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Old 01-26-2013, 06:28 AM   #3493 (permalink)
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That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:10 AM   #3494 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:18 AM   #3495 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:32 PM   #3496 (permalink)
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Gainman has an entire wall in his house covered with pictures & magazine articles of the Snuggles Fabric Softener Bear. Some of the pics have bullseyes drawn on them & the words "DIE" written all over them.
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Old 01-26-2013, 03:19 PM   #3497 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:28 PM   #3498 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2013, 09:24 PM   #3499 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2013, 09:35 PM   #3500 (permalink)
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