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Old 01-21-2014, 10:09 PM   #5041 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 01-22-2014, 12:05 AM   #5042 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2014, 05:53 PM   #5043 (permalink)
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Old 01-22-2014, 08:50 PM   #5044 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 01-22-2014, 09:21 PM   #5045 (permalink)
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DashHopes thought Justin Beiber was a female artist, so he once wrote a letter to Miss Beiber that read:

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If you would just grow some boobs, you would probably sell like 7 times more albums. Just letting you know. Keep rocking out, girl. And don't forget to send pictures when you turn 18 or whatever.

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Old 01-23-2014, 04:33 AM   #5048 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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