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Old 03-19-2014, 04:50 PM   #5161 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
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Old 03-20-2014, 01:18 AM   #5163 (permalink)
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Dashhopes is buying two of every paintball gun so that when the great flood comes, said markers can live on his ark and repopulate the fields after the flood waters recede.
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Old 03-20-2014, 01:33 AM   #5164 (permalink)
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maloneoni has built the penultimate paintball gun but destroyed it so he could have something that's "improvable"
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 03-20-2014, 11:04 AM   #5166 (permalink)
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He misspelled his MCB pseudonym to throw the law off his tail. As soon as he can sell his paintball gear, he will be racing motorcycle again.
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Old 03-27-2014, 05:29 PM   #5169 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 03-27-2014, 07:12 PM   #5170 (permalink)
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swiftblade13 can't cry because he lost his tear ducts in a tragic paintball accident.
DashHopes actually stole swiftblades tears. He believes drinking them has an uncanny "viagra like" effect.
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