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Old 03-29-2014, 04:00 AM   #5171 (permalink)
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Coyote drinks a unique blend of NOS energy drink and Napa Valley wine. He is looking to market this combination as a competitor to Four Loco and other unpalatable malt beverages.
We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Apart from pain. And maybe humiliation and obviously death. And failure. But apart from fear, pain and humiliation, failure and the unknown and death we have nothing to fear but fear itself. Who’s with me?

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Old 03-29-2014, 05:05 PM   #5172 (permalink)
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Old 03-30-2014, 12:13 PM   #5173 (permalink)
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I-bunker-u predicted Wichita State to win everything in the NCAA March Madness tournament. So now he has to sell off all his paintball stuff to recoup his losses from gambling away his life savings.
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Old 03-30-2014, 12:38 PM   #5174 (permalink)
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magnificent7 once found a dead porcupine on the side of the road. He cut it open expecting to get valuable loot, but instead found a still live baby. He is now the proud father of a 2 week old porcupine named Dash.
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Old 03-30-2014, 11:14 PM   #5175 (permalink)
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Bellicose claims he was raised by wolves. However it was a bigass rat mother that raised him as her own. After all that work that rat put into raising, he won't even acknowledge her. Rats were not even supposed to produce that amount of milk, yet she still managed to feed him and her youngin'.

TL;DR Visit your mother Bellicose, she misses you. I would say atleast give her a call, but as previously mentioned she is a rat and rats don't really understand the whole phone concept.
"The world is like a ride at an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it's very brightly colored and it's very loud and it's fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they begin to question: Is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, "Hey, don't worry, don't be afraid ever, because this is just a ride." And we ... kill those people." - William Melvin Hicks

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Old 03-30-2014, 11:32 PM   #5176 (permalink)
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Kmak actually invented the first phone system, but he only built one phone. So as he made the first phone call, he kept yelling "...hello?...hello!..." into his phone, wondering why no one answered, and never realizing that there was no one on the other end (because there was no other end).
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Old 03-31-2014, 12:17 PM   #5177 (permalink)
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acrewofone actually never uses his guns to play paintball because he believes that his pvc "blowgun" "has more oompf"
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Old 03-31-2014, 10:30 PM   #5178 (permalink)
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Swiftblade was forced to quit his job as a surgeon after the infamous "spoon-gate" incident.

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Despite their proximity, the Wolfman from Leeds is not related to any werewolf in London, but he is first cousins with the Northern Mi dogman.
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Old 03-31-2014, 10:37 PM   #5179 (permalink)
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The only reason Wolfman keeps some people's contact info in his phone is to make sure he knows NOT to answer when they call.

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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 03-31-2014, 11:24 PM   #5180 (permalink)
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DashHopes, like all citizens of Quebec, don't pay their phone bills in currency, but instead deal in croissants and crepes.
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