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Old 06-21-2014, 10:43 AM   #5341 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2014, 05:02 PM   #5342 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2014, 05:36 PM   #5343 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2014, 06:01 PM   #5344 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2014, 07:28 PM   #5345 (permalink)
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BillyTheKid once did the socially awkward mistake of combining laxatives and sleeping pills.

He slept straight thru the night as his now "processed" Chili Con Carne ate thru his Sealy Posturepedic bed.
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Old 06-22-2014, 09:06 PM   #5346 (permalink)
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Old 06-22-2014, 09:14 PM   #5347 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
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Old 06-22-2014, 09:15 PM   #5348 (permalink)
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DashHopes clearly trolls this forum and clearly killed my response...

Magnificent7 is right that I'm not viewing World Cup Football. Must check home for camera's.

The reason is rather simple, should I want to watch a group of men running around frantically, in failing attempts to score for 90min, I'd go to a local bar.

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Old 06-22-2014, 10:08 PM   #5349 (permalink)
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Old 06-23-2014, 03:57 AM   #5350 (permalink)
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