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Old 06-28-2014, 12:19 AM   #5391 (permalink)
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Whenever maloneoni meets a new person he always says to them " I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?'
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 06-28-2014, 01:14 AM   #5392 (permalink)
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dash hopes frequently visits classic greek bath houses in the back woods of texas. few knew that dash enjoyed public bath houses. fewer knew that they even existed in texas...

P.S. Happy birthday PhantomGSI! i melted some chicagoland faces for your birthday today
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Old 06-28-2014, 09:58 AM   #5394 (permalink)
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Old 06-28-2014, 11:36 AM   #5395 (permalink)
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Who can forget this old story of Wolfman and Mag7.


Mag7, who watched a flock of sheep near a village, brought out the villagers three or four times by crying out, "Wolfman! Wolfman!" and when his neighbors came to help him, laughed at them for their pains.

The Wolfman, however, did truly come at last. Mag7, now really alarmed, shouted in an agony of terror: "Pray, do come and help me; the Wolfman is killing the sheep"; but no one paid any heed to his cries, nor rendered any assistance. The Wolfman, having no cause of fear, at his leisure lacerated or destroyed the whole flock.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 06-28-2014, 06:42 PM   #5396 (permalink)
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DashHopes WAS Tom Selleck's Moustache Stunt Double...
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Old 06-28-2014, 09:40 PM   #5397 (permalink)
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PhantomGSI was the inspiration for the song, If You've Only Got a Moustache from the movie A Million Ways To Die In The West

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Magnificent7 was the 107th way to die in the screenplay for the movie "A million ways to die in the west".

His cameo in the movie was cut as the director was unable to link the high speed masturbatory accident into the storyline...
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In a paintball game you can either be shot by PhantomGSI with a paintball gun or chloroformed by him if he sneaks up on you from behind.
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Mag7 lost the role of Quigley in Quigley Down Under because his mustache superseded that of Tom Selleck's. The director feared the story would be lost to the amazement of Mag7's mustache.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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