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Old 07-26-2014, 02:05 PM   #5501 (permalink)
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Old 07-26-2014, 10:26 PM   #5502 (permalink)
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Old 07-26-2014, 11:48 PM   #5503 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2014, 08:13 AM   #5504 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 07-27-2014, 08:50 AM   #5505 (permalink)
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DashHopes then got the idea for a pill free crotch tent. You can buy them at Walgreens under the brand name"Uncle Dash's Stiff Tent". It's on the As Seen on TV aisle.
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that's not fair. if they are not smart enough, or have no knowledge of the ramifications of their stupidity, then they should pay the price.
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Old 07-27-2014, 09:19 AM   #5506 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 07-27-2014, 09:39 AM   #5507 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2014, 12:37 PM   #5509 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2014, 02:37 PM   #5510 (permalink)
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