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Old 08-14-2014, 08:51 PM   #5581 (permalink)
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magnificent7 was once baited out into the middle the paintball field by a full plate of cookies. He was quickly eliminated by maloneoni. But mag7 could be heard saying "These cookies are so good, its worth the elimination" As crumbs tumbled down his chin and onto the ground. He was also issued a warning from the ref for removing his mask to eat the cookies.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 08-15-2014, 01:16 AM   #5582 (permalink)
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Old 08-15-2014, 10:13 AM   #5583 (permalink)
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On a recent pb outing swiftblade forgot to refill and ran his classic automag out of air. Being the last man standing and unwilling to let his team down by surrendering the fort he had to think quick. He still had plenty of paint left in his 12+13 pack and untwisting his barrel he saw that it could be fed as he shot, so he did the only thing that made sense. Pods in hand cheeks puffed he stood tall and resolved he would defend to the bitter end.

Unfortunately it still was a loss, because as the other team was diving for cover, leaving their fallen comrades laying unconscious on the ground, the refs rushed in and pulled swiftblade from the game for ramping, overshooting and shooting hot.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 08-15-2014, 10:42 PM   #5587 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 08-16-2014, 09:14 PM   #5589 (permalink)
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