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Old 08-28-2014, 09:33 AM   #5631 (permalink)
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DH wears gingham parachute pants and listens to klezmer music to psyche himself up for a game. Wine coolers has been known to make an appearance during some of these sessions. The neighbors have described it as "psychotically weird, yet strangely satisfying."
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Old 08-31-2014, 12:37 PM   #5632 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2014, 12:54 PM   #5633 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 08-31-2014, 02:07 PM   #5634 (permalink)
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Recently humiliated on the paintball field dash hopes immediately sold off his pb gear and took up online gaming. Only he found himself deeply disappointed when he realized the new COD "ghosts", for which he had sold off all his gear for, wasn't the romantic adventure rpg he thought it would be.
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Old 09-01-2014, 10:26 AM   #5637 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 09-02-2014, 03:01 AM   #5638 (permalink)
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When DashHopes doesn't feel like having sex, he dips his johnson into a snifter of Crown Royal and tells his wife that he has a terrible case of whiskey dick.
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Old 09-02-2014, 08:40 PM   #5639 (permalink)
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maloneoni was out paintballing one day and kneeled down onto the ground for cover and a more stable shooting platform, as he fired he got a ball break and simultaneously noticed a sharp pain in his right calf----without missing a beat he unscrewed his barrel and used the rattlesnake as a squeegee and cleaned his bore and resumed his firefight and won the day.

after returning home and enduring 4 hours of pain and torture, the rattlesnake finally died.
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Old 09-02-2014, 11:39 PM   #5640 (permalink)
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