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Old 09-03-2014, 11:07 AM   #5641 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2014, 11:14 AM   #5642 (permalink)
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GanonsGrin is mixing up Mag7 for someone else because mag7`s sports a Tom Selleck mustache and also wears the same Hawaiian shirts.

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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 09-04-2014, 07:45 PM   #5643 (permalink)
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Old 09-05-2014, 02:20 AM   #5644 (permalink)
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Old 09-05-2014, 09:13 PM   #5646 (permalink)
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Despite their proximity, the Wolfman from Leeds is not related to any werewolf in London, but he is first cousins with the Northern Mi dogman.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 09-05-2014, 09:47 PM   #5648 (permalink)
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DashHopes cried yellow tears of joy when he realized he could combine his two favorite sports paintball and curling. He is still working out a name and the rules though.
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