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Old 09-26-2014, 06:27 PM   #5681 (permalink)
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Markcheb feels that he has more in common with rodents than other humans. His efforts to arm squirrels with paintball markers and masks is ongoing and, so far, unsuccessful.
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Old 09-26-2014, 10:28 PM   #5682 (permalink)
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Lew believes that rodents and farm animals are indecent in their naked form and derived a campaign in the 70's and 80's that seemed to be true but was leaked that it was satire.... but in fact... It was his personal beliefs. He can't look at a chick-fil-a cow billboard without thinking that it is pornography.
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Old 09-28-2014, 08:28 AM   #5683 (permalink)
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Old 09-28-2014, 09:30 AM   #5684 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 09-30-2014, 12:54 AM   #5685 (permalink)
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Dashhopes spent the last three days watching youtube tutorials on twerking. He is hoping to be a back up dancer in the next Nikki Minaj music video.
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Old 09-30-2014, 08:52 AM   #5686 (permalink)
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Maloneoni spent the last three days watching youtube tutorials while tweaking.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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