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Old 11-18-2014, 09:08 AM   #5781 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 11-18-2014, 09:27 AM   #5782 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2014, 01:00 AM   #5783 (permalink)
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Lew made and ate pot pie once.

It took six hours of sponge bob reruns and two bags of funyuns to realize that he might have used the wrong recipe.
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Old 11-19-2014, 10:18 AM   #5784 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 11-19-2014, 02:29 PM   #5785 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
 
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DashHopes' lady friends have made fun of his "O face" before too. So now he has mastered his blank stare/poker face when he climaxes. I have heard it is actually kind of creepy.
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Old 11-19-2014, 03:01 PM   #5786 (permalink)
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Old 11-20-2014, 03:59 AM   #5787 (permalink)
that escalated quickly
 
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I think I could make that "look" work.

Anyway, GanonsGrin now has Kim Kardashian's nude picture from Paper saved as his screen saver. He will also get in heated debates with other people on whether or not the picture was photo shopped.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 11-20-2014, 10:54 AM   #5789 (permalink)
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DashHopes isn't actually a person anymore. His legal status is now a corporation.
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Old 11-21-2014, 12:56 AM   #5790 (permalink)
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Bellicose is the CFO of the DHcorp.

In layman's terms, Bellicose does Dashhopes taxes.
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