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Old 11-21-2014, 11:19 PM   #5791 (permalink)
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When Maloneoni shakes hands with the ref before a game, he always tries to palm him a $20 bill from a Monopoly board game.
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Old 11-22-2014, 12:11 PM   #5792 (permalink)
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M7 once tried out for the Chippendales. Upon his rejection, he became a bartender on a remote South Pacific island.
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Old 11-22-2014, 03:18 PM   #5793 (permalink)
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Lew actually tried to ride a unicorn into battle once, little did he know that miniature ponies with party hats are not unicorns.
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Old 11-22-2014, 04:12 PM   #5794 (permalink)
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Pp actually discovered real unicorns. He claimed his was fat and didn't believe those who told him it actually was a rhinoceros
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Old 11-28-2014, 11:57 AM   #5795 (permalink)
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Last year, Ridingmac stabbed a guy on black friday over a bargain television. When he got the TV home, the screen was cracked.
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Old 11-28-2014, 12:10 PM   #5796 (permalink)
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Last year on Black Friday maloneoni sold a cracked TV to some poor sap.

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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 11-29-2014, 11:15 AM   #5797 (permalink)
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Dash lost his PayPal dispute against maloneoni when the latter insisted that the paintball impacts to the LCD screen occurred after delivery. Dash swears he heard the PP arbitrator mutter something derogatory about "seperatist frogs." PayPal denies the allegations.
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Old 11-29-2014, 01:16 PM   #5798 (permalink)
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Axel actually works for PayPal and is dash's inside man for settling his disputes
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Old 12-03-2014, 12:05 AM   #5799 (permalink)
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Even though the rumour is still circulating, Ridingmac didn't get his name for jumping on a Scot and shouting 'giddyup!'
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Old 12-03-2014, 12:08 PM   #5800 (permalink)
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Scougar thought up his screen name when he was trying to think up a good name for himself before going Cougar Club hunting for an older lady companion. He didn't like his first name, "The Gray Man-Sation" and wanted something that fit the theme, so he opted for his 7th name option of Scougar.

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2) ManLoaf
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4) Mr. Pistol Packer & His Magical Pink Cougar Luger
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6) Todd the Rod
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