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|11-21-2014, 11:19 PM||#5791 (permalink)|
that escalated quickly
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: KC MO
When Maloneoni shakes hands with the ref before a game, he always tries to palm him a $20 bill from a Monopoly board game.
"Life is like a monkey. Sometimes it throws sh*t at you when you least expect it. All you can really do is, be on the look for it and hope it has bad aim."
|11-22-2014, 12:11 PM||#5792 (permalink)|
Join Date: Sep 2007
M7 once tried out for the Chippendales. Upon his rejection, he became a bartender on a remote South Pacific island.
|11-28-2014, 11:57 AM||#5795 (permalink)|
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Livermore, Ca
Last year, Ridingmac stabbed a guy on black friday over a bargain television. When he got the TV home, the screen was cracked.
We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Apart from pain. And maybe humiliation and obviously death. And failure. But apart from fear, pain and humiliation, failure and the unknown and death we have nothing to fear but fear itself. Who’s with me?
-Arnold J. Rimmer
|11-28-2014, 12:10 PM||#5796 (permalink)|
Last year on Black Friday maloneoni sold a cracked TV to some poor sap.
|11-29-2014, 11:15 AM||#5797 (permalink)|
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Dash lost his PayPal dispute against maloneoni when the latter insisted that the paintball impacts to the LCD screen occurred after delivery. Dash swears he heard the PP arbitrator mutter something derogatory about "seperatist frogs." PayPal denies the allegations.
|12-03-2014, 12:05 AM||#5799 (permalink)|
Join Date: Jun 2013
Location: DELCO, P.A.
Even though the rumour is still circulating, Ridingmac didn't get his name for jumping on a Scot and shouting 'giddyup!'
|12-03-2014, 12:08 PM||#5800 (permalink)|
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The South
Scougar thought up his screen name when he was trying to think up a good name for himself before going Cougar Club hunting for an older lady companion. He didn't like his first name, "The Gray Man-Sation" and wanted something that fit the theme, so he opted for his 7th name option of Scougar.
His list went as follows:
1) The Gray Man-Sation
3) Wrinkle Reducer
4) Mr. Pistol Packer & His Magical Pink Cougar Luger
5) Mr. Stetson
6) Todd the Rod
May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce.
“Life is full of meetings and partings. That is the way of it.”
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