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Old 11-21-2014, 10:19 PM   #5791 (permalink)
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When Maloneoni shakes hands with the ref before a game, he always tries to palm him a $20 bill from a Monopoly board game.
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Old 11-22-2014, 11:11 AM   #5792 (permalink)
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Old 11-22-2014, 02:18 PM   #5793 (permalink)
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Lew actually tried to ride a unicorn into battle once, little did he know that miniature ponies with party hats are not unicorns.
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Old 11-28-2014, 10:57 AM   #5795 (permalink)
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Old 11-28-2014, 11:10 AM   #5796 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 11-29-2014, 10:15 AM   #5797 (permalink)
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Dash lost his PayPal dispute against maloneoni when the latter insisted that the paintball impacts to the LCD screen occurred after delivery. Dash swears he heard the PP arbitrator mutter something derogatory about "seperatist frogs." PayPal denies the allegations.
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Old 11-29-2014, 12:16 PM   #5798 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2014, 11:05 PM   #5799 (permalink)
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Even though the rumour is still circulating, Ridingmac didn't get his name for jumping on a Scot and shouting 'giddyup!'
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Scougar thought up his screen name when he was trying to think up a good name for himself before going Cougar Club hunting for an older lady companion. He didn't like his first name, "The Gray Man-Sation" and wanted something that fit the theme, so he opted for his 7th name option of Scougar.

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