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Old 03-31-2015, 12:48 AM   #6011 (permalink)
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Old 03-31-2015, 09:14 AM   #6012 (permalink)
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Old 03-31-2015, 09:26 AM   #6013 (permalink)
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At the age of 11, Mag7 left his family to travel the world and defend the innocent from the evils of Communism . The next 25 years of mag7's life are a still a mystery, as mag7 will not discuss them with anyone. Some say he served time in a jail in Peru for “unauthorized puppetry of the penis” but no one knows for sure.
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 03-31-2015, 11:47 PM   #6014 (permalink)
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At the age of 11, Mag7 left his family to travel the world and defend the innocent from the evils of Communism . The next 25 years of mag7's life are a still a mystery, as mag7 will not discuss them with anyone. Some say he served time in a jail in Peru for “unauthorized puppetry of the penis” but no one knows for sure.
DashHopes is actually the reincarnation of Heinous. He just doesn't know it yet.

Buried deep in the archives of MCB is a secret code word that will activate the Heinous Effect in DashHopes.

This will be known as the End of Days.

It will be a dark and bloody time in which the Army of Velcor (lead by the chosen one, Chad Thompson, and his Captain, Painthappy) will clash with Heinous and the Agglet Army.

Who will be the victor, you may ask?

Well, I won't give away any spoilers
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Old 04-01-2015, 12:43 AM   #6015 (permalink)
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DashHopes is actually the reincarnation of Heinous. He just doesn't know it yet.

Buried deep in the archives of MCB is a secret code word that will activate the Heinous Effect in DashHopes.

This will be known as the End of Days.

It will be a dark and bloody time in which the Army of Velcor (lead by the chosen one, Chad Thompson, and his Captain, Painthappy) will clash with Heinous and the Agglet Army.

Who will be the victor, you may ask?

Well, I won't give away any spoilers



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Old 04-01-2015, 01:09 AM   #6016 (permalink)
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'Tis true. Ol' Chief Black Hawk and I had one craaazy party.



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Old 04-01-2015, 03:54 AM   #6017 (permalink)
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Old 04-01-2015, 02:25 PM   #6018 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 04-01-2015, 10:51 PM   #6020 (permalink)
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