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|03-15-2019, 07:12 AM||#6424 (permalink)|
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: The South
Blue Swede trims his pubic hairs into the shape of a mustache just so he can use his personal pick up line: “Hey baby, have you ever seen an elephant with a mustache?”
His success rate is 24.2%
May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce.
“Life is full of meetings and partings. That is the way of it.”
|03-15-2019, 10:54 AM||#6426 (permalink)|
AnarchicArctic like to swim in salt water because pepper water makes him sneeze.
|03-15-2019, 11:19 AM||#6427 (permalink)|
DashHopes mixed up a batch of marker oil using the right hand of St. Christopher in hopes that it would allow his rounds to unerringly find their targets.
Unfortunately, all of the markers he uses this oil on find their way back to their original owners! The horror!
|03-15-2019, 11:24 AM||#6428 (permalink)|
Join Date: Feb 2018
Little known facts about the poster above you
While not technically a member of the Transformer family due to his non-vehicular appearance, Obake is a also a robot in disguise and distant cousin of Optimus Prime.
Last edited by wunderbarsafari; 03-15-2019 at 11:28 AM.
|03-15-2019, 06:10 PM||#6430 (permalink)|
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Lincoln, Nebraska
Rockstar energy drink company pays ilivlife royalties on each drink sold because he is the rockstar.
"Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough." Franklin D Roosevelt
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