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Old 11-28-2013, 10:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Fine Print in Newsletters

As many of us know(and many should know), paintballing is a consumer sport.
We love to own gear and with the black friday deals coming up, we get the "hot sales newsletter" from many online retailers.

So as i read the fine print, i got a couple laughs at what was stated there:
The resale policies of some manufacturers (**********************) prohibit us from advertising prices below the prices they have set as MAP (Minimum Advertised Price), but that does not stop us from offering you great deals our stores, where we can sell for what we want.
ok.. a bit funny, they can do what they want at their physical stores cuz they don't publicly show prices...

Our online promotion is strictly for the members of our mailing list, and this email is considered to be a direct, private and confidential communication, between ********** and the recipient to whom this email is addressed. Please do not share this email. This is the one instance in your life, where you should ignore what your mother taught you, and not share with others. She'll understand.
that went from funny to... OMG WTF! wait, my mom!?!?!?!

Thank you for reading our fine print. You might be the only one who did, besides me, of course.
yeah.. i must be the only one bored enough to have read that, but it's quite ridiculous...

as i have quoted about half of their fine print, i'm wondering if you guys got some newsletter's fine prints that are as stupid/interesting/funny as that ^_^
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Old 11-30-2013, 05:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't know...that's pretty steller. LOL I don't think I ever got any fineprint with that good of a sense of humor.
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