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|02-09-2018, 11:56 PM||#22 (permalink)|
Evil Omen Techmaster
Join Date: Nov 2010
"Why couldn't I be more unreliable! I'm to old for this!"
"I'm about to bust your balls..."
My Nova 700.
|02-11-2018, 07:56 PM||#23 (permalink)|
Join Date: Mar 2017
Shocker rsx: just play with me, I'm reliable and smooth and light and don't deny that I am so sexy feeling in your hands and I'll put those balls right were you want them.
X-valve automag: you abuse me so much, why, I treat you well, but I still love you I will always be loyal. Oh you want me to shoot that guy... done oh that guy too, yeah he's out too, you know what just rt me and all the people will be out forever...... brrrrrrrrrraaaaaappppp. Yeah f'em.
Autococker project: one day the gods will make me whole and I will be his favorite instead of a paperweight..... one day.
|02-13-2018, 07:31 PM||#25 (permalink)|
Me: walks into workshop to grab something
Paintball gun: come here lost one, let me show you the way
Me: immediately forgets what I came to do, picks up marker and starts to practice snapshots at jars of screws
Paintball gun: yesss, pump me again, that's it! Pull the trigger nice and slow!
Me: continues on for 5 minutes, snaps out of it and remembers what I came to get.
After I leave:
phantom (to sniper): why does he always pick up you?
Sniper (to phantom): because I'm silky smooth
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|02-14-2018, 03:01 AM||#26 (permalink)|
Join Date: Nov 2016
Location: Santa Rosa Ca
Totaly forgot all the markers I traded.
They were all yelling “why are you tradeing me for that old pice of junk. I have more modes than they will ever offer you “
back to normal
Still a broke college student
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