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Old 02-09-2018, 11:08 PM   #21 (permalink)
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they are yelling "its my turn"!!! or "pick me pick me"!!!
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Old 02-09-2018, 11:56 PM   #22 (permalink)
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so i super durped and there was no oring on the top i dont know why i though there was lol

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Old 02-11-2018, 07:56 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Shocker rsx: just play with me, I'm reliable and smooth and light and don't deny that I am so sexy feeling in your hands and I'll put those balls right were you want them.

X-valve automag: you abuse me so much, why, I treat you well, but I still love you I will always be loyal. Oh you want me to shoot that guy... done oh that guy too, yeah he's out too, you know what just rt me and all the people will be out forever...... brrrrrrrrrraaaaaappppp. Yeah f'em.

Autococker project: one day the gods will make me whole and I will be his favorite instead of a paperweight..... one day.
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Old 02-11-2018, 10:30 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 02-13-2018, 07:31 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Me: walks into workshop to grab something

Paintball gun: come here lost one, let me show you the way

Me: immediately forgets what I came to do, picks up marker and starts to practice snapshots at jars of screws

Paintball gun: yesss, pump me again, that's it! Pull the trigger nice and slow!

Me: continues on for 5 minutes, snaps out of it and remembers what I came to get.

After I leave:

phantom (to sniper): why does he always pick up you?

Sniper (to phantom): because I'm silky smooth

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Old 02-14-2018, 03:01 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Totaly forgot all the markers I traded.
They were all yelling “why are you tradeing me for that old pice of junk. I have more modes than they will ever offer you “
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