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Old 05-11-2018, 06:16 AM   #11 (permalink)
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The term "Regimental" was the precursor to the popular "Commando". The punishment for not being Regimental is having your skivvies cut off using your own sgian-dubh (old work for that-knife-in-your-sock).

While the threat of bugs can be an issue, the heat/funk you generate under that heavy swath of wool should keep them at bay. I once had a drunken woman reach up from behind me to check my status (in August) and she was not happy with the results...

Not being Regimental prevents you from experiencing the overwhelming desire to moon people/the helicopter pilot during big games and doesn't let you answer that standard question : Are you wearing anything under your kilt", to which the proper reply is "You mean is anything worn under my kilt" and when when they answer affirmatively you say "No love, everything works just fine".

I've been roaming free since '83...
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Stock class = 12grams and a stick feed. End discussion.
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Anyone ever where a kilt AND a Hawaiian shirt?? That would be a sight
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How about a Hawaiian kilt?
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Holy crap! Is that one of the new Carter's Commando jerseys?? Just found this with a quick Google Search
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I wear under armor compression shorts and a cup. I'll take a bit of discomfort for the peace of mind of dangly protection.
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some band members wear things under their kilts but the company that was guarding Buckingham palace last week was not. some kind of compression short and bug spray here in Ok just to keep the ticks out.
That's mostly my concern, as well as any potential wardrobe malfunctions.
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Do you, but i'd totally rock slide shorts and shin guards over something more "traditional".
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