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Old 11-10-2008, 01:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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no more bonus balls

I propose that we take away anything that might cause someone to bonus ball you. No more electros or even semis, no more bunkers or flanking allowed. We just line up side by side and march towards each other and get rocking on the stock class from now on. I was inspired by the DMW thread that has been locked. Too many people seem to feel that if they get outsmarted by someone they either have to bonus ball the person that got them or need to engage in physical violence to prevent this from happening again. To heck with learning from our own mistakes, lets just commit a felony to show the person who out smarted us that that is low class.
By removing any marker capable of shooting more then 1 ball a second, no more over kill. Remove bunkers and you remove the chance of some one getting behind you. To heck with thinking, lets just line up the sides shoulder to shoulder and march towards each other online until we get the signal from the game director to shoot.
When I play I don't want to have to think, I just want to shoot folks. Thinking is for school and those rocket scientist types. If I can outshoot someone then they should be glad to take the hit from an expert like me and move out. All this dodging and stuff makes me work too hard and gives me a headache from thinking too much about where they may be.
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Old 11-10-2008, 02:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2008, 02:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2008, 03:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2008, 03:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I love how DMW douches want so badly to justify their douchocity! I remain steadfast in my position of counterdouche douchebaggery.
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Old 11-10-2008, 03:51 AM   #6 (permalink)
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DMW? Thread closed? Douchebaggery!?

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Old 11-10-2008, 04:19 AM   #7 (permalink)
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we would have to ban all idiots to stop bonus balling, then how would fields make money, as idiots are the ones that buy 10 cases of paint to play a 2hour 3 vs 3 game
I would rather go home cheated than go home as the cheater!
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Old 11-10-2008, 04:24 AM   #8 (permalink)
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No bonus balls? That is easy, just go play lazer tag.
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Old 11-10-2008, 05:18 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 11-10-2008, 05:59 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Its not the equipment the needs to change its the mindset.

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