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Old 11-13-2011, 08:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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New way to get drunk

Next time you see someone at Castle acting drunk and have not seen them drink this may explain a lot.
I bet Mar had a hand in this somehow.

Teens using vodka tampons to get drunk - CBS 5 - KPHO

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Old 11-13-2011, 08:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-13-2011, 08:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I guess the phrase 'stick that in your pipe and smoke it' is about to get an overhaul.
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Old 11-13-2011, 08:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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this is not a new way, nor is it just regular type of dumb.

this is darwin award level dumb.

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Old 11-13-2011, 08:56 PM   #5 (permalink)
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In my day we would just buy two of the cheapest 40oz's we could get from where ever would sell us them...whats wrong with kids these days!?!
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Old 11-13-2011, 08:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Harbinger[TG] View Post
kids are dumb
Or smart
Now when they come home hammered and their parents smell their breath they won't smell anything.

And like stated, this isn't new. Kids have been doing beer enemas for awhile now. I just don't know how you do that "Hey bud, come here and shove this beer bottle in my *** when I pull my pants down and bend over". I guess thats what friends are for?!
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:37 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Brass and Wood Fan tampons...

and you guys make fun of these kids... PURE GENIUS!


all you need is vodka, and the willingness to INSERT a tampon up your pooper...
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Old 11-13-2011, 09:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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what I wrong with these kids! Why are guys shoving tampons and hoses up their *******s? We all know that snorting vodka gets drunk the fastest...
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Old 11-13-2011, 10:50 PM   #9 (permalink)
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What a waste of vodka and tampons. Hopefully they are just using store brand tampons and cheep vodka.

What the hell happened to just drinking "orange juice" or someone having the special water bottle like they used to do when I was in high school?
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Old 11-13-2011, 11:45 PM   #10 (permalink)
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The comments section is the best part. That article is clearly outrageous and poorly researched. And the people they're quoting are idiots with nothing better to do than manufacture their own epidemics.
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