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Old 10-10-2013, 08:42 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Not sure how the law works but if he was killed by someone could they be brought up on charges for killing a legally dead man?

Judge says living Ohio man is legally dead | Fox News
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Old 10-10-2013, 09:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I love that the wife's argument that he was still legally dead was that she could not afford to pay back social security.
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Old 10-10-2013, 09:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Apparently there's not much common sense in law.

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Old 10-10-2013, 09:08 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The guy can now go on a crime spree, get a life sentence, and walk.
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Old 10-10-2013, 10:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 10-10-2013, 03:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 10-10-2013, 05:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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He may be legally deceased, but I bet he still has to pay taxes.
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Old 10-10-2013, 05:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Miller's ex-wife, Robin, had asked for the death ruling from Judge Davis so that Social Security benefits could be paid to the couple's two children. Though Robin Miller did not testify Monday, she opposed her ex-husband's petition to reverse the death ruling, saying that she didn't have the money to pay back the Social Security benefits.
maybe the judge is in cahoots with the ex-wife?
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Old 10-10-2013, 06:09 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Maybe the dad is a deadbeat alcoholic who stopped paying child support and ditched his wife and kids -.-
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Old 10-10-2013, 06:13 PM   #10 (permalink)
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1) Get a bunch of life insurance
2) Get a copy of your "death" certificate
3) ?
4) Profit
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