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Old 04-11-2017, 12:23 PM   #21 (permalink)
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so i super durped and there was no oring on the top i dont know why i though there was lol

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Old 04-11-2017, 06:11 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Funny thing is that I use this line on my wife all the time and she still doesn't believe me.
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Old 04-11-2017, 07:43 PM   #23 (permalink)
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"Just a calm down ". That goes over just as well as giving a stray cat a bath.
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Old 04-11-2017, 07:56 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 04-11-2017, 08:17 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Hun you do not look that fat.
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Old 04-12-2017, 10:44 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Hun you do not look that fat.
Try... you were fatter yesterday.

Count the seconds and many expressions as she thinks through that one.
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Old 04-15-2017, 12:02 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Its not about what you say it is about who you are. There a billion self help books of all sorts but what it comes down to is the person you are inside. I've seen lots of beauties with guys that look like turds, but they are just cool dudes.

One thing that I've noticed girls and everyone hates is people that think their opinion on just about everything is important. This is a problem a lot of internet people have because they spend time on good forums like these deciding what kind of paintball guns they like..and other stuff. Thinking about what you like all the time isn't super healthy.

What I say to my wife is...everything I think is worth saying, and some things I just feel like saying

what I do for my wife is...everything I possibly can

depending on how you look at it, its all very hard, or its the easiest thing in the world. Basically, just care for others (and especially the woman you love) more than you care about yourself, and the rays of sun light come streaming through the clouds and the heavens open their arms to you.

Some hyperbole there just for fun. People like to be cared about so, so learn to care about others genuinely and a woman will notice that and you will both be the better.

Or maybe just stop farting all the time
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Old 04-19-2017, 03:43 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 04-19-2017, 04:16 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 04-21-2017, 09:51 AM   #30 (permalink)
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