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Old 05-01-2018, 01:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Stop saying “stop saying bless you”

Dear possessed and okay with it,

Lately it feels like every time someone sneezes they get angry when I say “bless you.” I think it’s a kind gesture. I’m sorry, I realize that I’m an aisle away at the grocery store, I didn’t think you’d mind a kind heart trying to exorcise a demon from you. It’s rude.
I don’t want my kids to get possessed and you shouldnt either. Just because you’re into devil worshipping, doesn’t mean the rest of us are, and as such, we request that you stop trying to force your demons into us with every sneeze.

Until you have learned to respect our wishes, we are going to bless you and get that bad boy out of you. So, please, please stop saying, “stop saying bless you.”

Thank you,

-You friend from aisle five; oils and spices.
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Old 05-01-2018, 01:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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While I understand the intent, it does get old during allergy season when I sneeze non-stop. Have probably racked up thousands of 'bless-you's for no other purpose than 'hey I heard you sneeze, I care too, me me me me me'
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Old 05-01-2018, 03:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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It's a tradition, stupid perhaps, but inconsequential so I figure why not keep it alive. Plus it just seems polite.

I also LOVE Christmas (decorating, giving gifts, singing cheesy songs etc) and I'm not even slightly religious....traditions are fun (as long as noone is harmed)
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traditions are fun (as long as noone is harmed)
So no ritual sacrifice then?
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Old 05-02-2018, 09:53 AM   #9 (permalink)
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This thread is so much better than what I feared it would be.
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