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Old 02-19-2007, 10:21 PM   #111 (permalink)
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No you're not, You Didn't Capitilise Each Work In Your Bold Sentence.

Plus you're six years younger then him
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ill gats pwn nubs n give mE pwners?
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Old 02-19-2007, 10:35 PM   #112 (permalink)
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And Velcor is taller.

No, I have no idea what that is based from.
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Old 02-19-2007, 10:59 PM   #113 (permalink)
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And Velcor is taller.

No, I have no idea what that is based from.
can Velcor beat 6'2"?
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Old 02-19-2007, 11:14 PM   #114 (permalink)
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Old 02-19-2007, 11:37 PM   #115 (permalink)
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Most of the members here, have found a way to foil Velcor's marker breaking evil ways. We just take a clue from the golfer's world. They have a bag full of clubs, so we just bring a truck, ( or trunk), full of markers to each outing. Gun whoredom does have it's purpose you see. Who here can refute this widom of becoming a gun whore? That person will forever more be labled the "One Pump Chump", or "One Semi Chump".
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Old 02-20-2007, 09:39 PM   #116 (permalink)
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Old 02-20-2007, 10:30 PM   #117 (permalink)
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Hmm, it might be worth a shot.

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Old 02-23-2007, 01:46 AM   #118 (permalink)
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can Velcor beat 6'2"?
Velcor blots out the Sun, and where he walks, the earth shakes.. Velcor eats pig iron and ****s lightning. He is the Harbinger of sorrow, the Chaosbringer.. He's more feared than the IRS audit and a visit to the freeclinic combined.

Velcor is responsible for the Blazer - Don't believe me? Gather round children..

And Glenn Palmer said "But Mighty Velcor, I was thinking of being a botanist. I mean, I could stop world hung-" and Velcor said "MAKE THE BLAZER GLENN."
"But.. well.. I guess you're the Lord, but that sounds quite exce-" "MAKE THE BLAZER, GLENN. DON'T MAKE ME ASK YOU AGAIN."
"I WANT TO SEE YOU BLOW A HOLE STRAIGHT THROUGH SOME AGG TOURNY ****HEAD."
"...yes, Lord."
"I'M WATCHING YOU."
"SELL THE GUN TO THE MASSES."
"But.. the Electo crowd doesn't want it, it doesn't have a battery"
"I'M VELCOR, I THINK I KNOW WHAT THEY SAID. SELL THE GUN TO EVERYBODY"
"Well.. I guess I could pay for shipping and send a few over..."
"START A WEBSITE"
"What?"
"START A WEBSITE"
"Well, whatever you think is best..."
EVERYTHING stems from Velcor.. But he is not a good and wholesome God. He's a God who likes gunfire and explosions, and cheers at the end of every Steven Seagal flick.
A God who would bet on office death pools if He had need of money.
The God of Abraham dropped manna from the sky onto the Jews under Moses. Velcor wiped out the Russian Legion with a Dirty look.
There is a difference here.
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Old 02-26-2007, 09:50 PM   #119 (permalink)
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