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Old 02-14-2007, 04:12 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Yeah, she WASN'T even a virgin...
Meh, those are plentiful.
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Old 02-14-2007, 05:17 PM   #32 (permalink)
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All hail Velcor. As far as your worship service goes, those Pastafarians have a good thing going, services are held at the local pub, while meeting for beer. Is there anyway you could include that in your list of approved ceremonies? We could always sacrifice an agg PBN member to you every so often, since they are generally virgins. By the way don't knock Thor and Odin and Valhalla, those gods know how to party. Valhalla seems to be a happening party. Fight all day, drink and wench all night, then repeat.
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Old 02-14-2007, 06:43 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Velcor by the way on that meeting for beer thing, if you pick up said tab your converts will come in mass. Since your religion is realitivly new, in the big scheme of things, you could pick up a few pointers form the gods that came before. Take Odin for example, even though he is a little shifty, he always greeted the souls of his followers with hot, armed, chicks on flying steeds. Talk about extra points for style. About that wanting virgins thing,the just take to much work training them. You know they are whiney and just don't have the approved skill set. Now getting someone that already comes highly skilled in said arts, saves you a lot of down time while in training. Cost for cost skilled workers that come fully trained are a better value. That being said there is nothing like having someone come to you with all skills intact. Just a few thoughts.
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Old 02-14-2007, 06:47 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Hmmm, so what you are saying is

We want beer for hookers?
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Old 02-14-2007, 06:55 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Hmmm, so what you are saying is

We want beer for hookers?
No we want free beer and sluts, free of course.
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Old 02-14-2007, 07:02 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Bah. Sure. Leave me cold and alone in this whole thing... And on Valentine's Day.

Men. *sniffs*

Free body shots off hot Australian surfer guys? Then again, how does Velcor appear when walking amongst mortals.
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Old 02-14-2007, 07:07 PM   #37 (permalink)
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I bet he has a hairy back. He just seems he would be opposed to manly body waxing.
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Hmm free beer and sluts. Sounds good.

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Old 02-14-2007, 08:07 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Oh I see Mirage... someone mentions alcohol and loose females and suddenly you're a convert.... Out! ...... Ok maybe you can be in.. but you have to go sit in the corner for the first couple of rounds.

Pillage... you may need to take a cold shower.... and stop thinking about my hairy back... it worries me that you are giving it such attention.

Listessa... no worries.. you will receiver your just rewards.... I'm just not sure about these pooftas from down unda.
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Old 02-14-2007, 08:09 PM   #40 (permalink)
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All hail Velcor??? What a bunch of "sheeple" you all are.

I don't hail anything that hasn't proven itself.

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Hrmmm... "Velcor?"

When Velcor hands me my *** on the paintball field... I'll be happy buy the first round. Until then... prove yourself worthy.

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