Who Am I.... Deep Thoughts From The Paintball God
Recently there has been some concern with regards to my existance and who I really am....
Well, I am Velcor, the omni-potent god of paintball. That's it... on the surface.
Deep down I am a fun loving god who enjoys his time on the plain of humanity... more so than the halls of Valhalla... Tor and his damn lightning bolts and hammer always ruin a good time.
I enjoy standing on the sidelines and watching paintball.... and all the poor attempts by most to "play"... I can tell you that only through truely believing in yourself (and me of course) can you truly reach the pinacle of your abilities!!!!!
So, I do exist, I am real... I can make your time on the field fun and rewarding... or I can keep you off the field all day trying to fix a leaking valve, shorted 'noid, or creeping reg. Believe in me and I will help you to further enjoy paintball.
Doubt me and I will smite your equipment
MCB commits to your never ending Jihad against AGG! All hail!
All Hail Velcor!
Quick! Someone go saccrifice a KP2SC!
So, if I open a paintball field, could I call it "The Church of Velcor"
hmmm, maybe I could get tax exempt status.
Also, when are we going to make up some more T-shirts for us humble Velcorites? Maybe something simple on the front like "I SMITE YOUR MARKER"
and on the back "VELCOR RULES #1" ala the mooninites.
if velcor does exist then why would he allow there to be a pbn?
and could valcor make a paintball so great that he, himself could be shot by it?
Ooo Philosophy questions.
As for the first, well, there has to be a place to give us enough appreciation for what we have in our own little corner of the universe, no? ;)
Now watch out. You just doubted the power of Velcor!
ALL HAIL VELCOR!
Oh, and HAIL VELCOR!!! If it pleases you, I shall name my resurrected, and really awesome, old Spyder in your honour after I finish putting it back together!
PBN would equal hell?
Being a materialist we need to have proof that Velcor exists along with his powers to belive in it..
All hail Velcor!
i feel like replacing chuck norris (in all the chuck norris sayings) with velcor. :ROTFL:
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