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|02-14-2007, 12:49 PM||#1 (permalink)|
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Kasra, Isle of Tyros
Who Am I.... Deep Thoughts From The Paintball God
Recently there has been some concern with regards to my existance and who I really am....
Well, I am Velcor, the omni-potent god of paintball. That's it... on the surface.
Deep down I am a fun loving god who enjoys his time on the plain of humanity... more so than the halls of Valhalla... Tor and his damn lightning bolts and hammer always ruin a good time.
I enjoy standing on the sidelines and watching paintball.... and all the poor attempts by most to "play"... I can tell you that only through truely believing in yourself (and me of course) can you truly reach the pinacle of your abilities!!!!!
So, I do exist, I am real... I can make your time on the field fun and rewarding... or I can keep you off the field all day trying to fix a leaking valve, shorted 'noid, or creeping reg. Believe in me and I will help you to further enjoy paintball.
Doubt me and I will smite your equipment
All Hail ME!.
I'm a paintball expert......
|02-14-2007, 01:12 PM||#4 (permalink)|
Cobra Paintball Fanatic
So, if I open a paintball field, could I call it "The Church of Velcor"
hmmm, maybe I could get tax exempt status.
Also, when are we going to make up some more T-shirts for us humble Velcorites? Maybe something simple on the front like "I SMITE YOUR MARKER"
and on the back "VELCOR RULES #1" ala the mooninites.
|02-14-2007, 01:47 PM||#6 (permalink)|
Lost the Daylight
Ooo Philosophy questions.
As for the first, well, there has to be a place to give us enough appreciation for what we have in our own little corner of the universe, no?
Now watch out. You just doubted the power of Velcor!
ALL HAIL VELCOR!
|02-14-2007, 01:50 PM||#7 (permalink)|
Oh, and HAIL VELCOR!!! If it pleases you, I shall name my resurrected, and really awesome, old Spyder in your honour after I finish putting it back together!
|02-14-2007, 02:18 PM||#8 (permalink)|
Karma Enforcement Agency
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Waiting for the rainbows end...
PBN would equal hell?
Being a materialist we need to have proof that Velcor exists along with his powers to belive in it..
|02-14-2007, 02:23 PM||#10 (permalink)|
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Lincoln, Nebraska
i feel like replacing chuck norris (in all the chuck norris sayings) with velcor.
"Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough." Franklin D Roosevelt