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Old 11-11-2017, 08:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Walzmas 6+1 Harness Giveaway - WINNER

Up for grabs is a brand new without tags Valken 6+1 harness. I originally bought it for my son but he prefers to use his PB Mafia 5/50 pack these days. So, I'm giving it away to someone who could use it themselves or who wants to give it away to a new player.

Rules:
  • Be red or green
  • Please have a use for it
  • Post something silly (it doesn't matter what) - tell a joke, post a gif, share a video, whatever. Just have fun with it.

The winner will be chosen using random.org on December 11th.

Merry Walzmas!



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Old 11-11-2017, 11:04 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?


Because he was, like, too far out man...
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OH! Allow me to share with you a few choice XKCDs:







And while highly appropriate for an internet forum, this one has a bad word, so I'll just link it.
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These are great, guys. Keep them coming!
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Why do hippies wear patchouli oil?




So even the blind can hate them.
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A guy goes to his therapist and tells him, "Doc, I keep having these dreams. In one I'm a Teepee, in the other im a wigwam, I'm a Teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a Teepee, I'm a wigwam...."




The doctor looks at him and says, "don't worry, you're not crazy.. you're just two tents!"
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Guy walks down the beach one morning and finds a old bottle washed up from the tide...
Picks it up and rubs the seaweed off and low and behold a cute lil genie pops out...
She is so happy to be out of her bottle that she grants him three wishes..
He thinks for a minute and says..
For my first wish I want to be a multi millionaire.... bam... its done she says..
For my second wish I want a he man body... bam... it's done she says...
He looks at her and thinks " I got it all now" I going for the gusto...
For my third wish how about giving me a little head, cutie.... bam...
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Why do hippies wear patchouli oil?

So even the blind can hate them.
Funny joke, DirtyLoincloth. But let's fix that color.
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Guy walks down the beach one morning and finds a old bottle washed up from the tide...
Picks it up and rubs the seaweed off and low and behold a cute lil genie pops out...
She is so happy to be out of her bottle that she grants him three wishes..
He thinks for a minute and says..
For my first wish I want to be a multi millionaire.... bam... its done she says..
For my second wish I want a he man body... bam... it's done she says...
He looks at her and thinks " I got it all now" I going for the gusto...
For my third wish how about giving me a little head, cutie.... bam...
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