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Old 11-07-2018, 03:35 AM   #91 (permalink)
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I’ve owned impulse parts but never an actual Impulse? Now, you might be asking yourself “Why is this simpleton in a thread about impulses?” To which I would respond “Because I know the awesomeness that is the Impulse”! I am arrears that if I own just one, then I will start getting itchy-neck for more. I will start thinking about Impulses TOO much. Dreaming about them, even. Wondering what sort of adventures and sexy times I could get into with an Impulse. But then that Impulse would get lonely and I would have to get more. That would lead to me having to buy a purple velvet robe and a big velvet hat with a long white feather in it and call myself the Imp Gigalo, “Luscious” Lucius Von Implebanger.

That’s when the whoring begins.

First it’s just the one, then another, and before you know it people from all around town come looking for my Imps. They say they just want to “See a good time on the field” and they “want to feel the smooth, smooth bore of the barrel on a cold, lonely night”. Then I would have to set prices on my Imps, and that would just make me feel wrong. They would be like My Preciouses, for only me to enjoy. Of course, I would probably have to start selling paint on the side to make up for the costs associated with being an Imp Gigalo. I would have to include a barrel squeegee with all of my Imps too (for....cleanliness). I will have to charge for the jar of mayo though, because I only have so much generosity to give.

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Old 11-07-2018, 08:15 AM   #93 (permalink)
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I’ve owned impulse parts but never an actual Impulse? Now, you might be asking yourself “Why is this simpleton in a thread about impulses?” To which I would respond “Because I know the awesomeness that is the Impulse”! I am arrears that if I own just one, then I will start getting itchy-neck for more. I will start thinking about Impulses TOO much. Dreaming about them, even. Wondering what sort of adventures and sexy times I could get into with an Impulse. But then that Impulse would get lonely and I would have to get more. That would lead to me having to buy a purple velvet robe and a big velvet hat with a long white feather in it and call myself the Imp Gigalo, “Luscious” Lucius Von Implebanger.

That’s when the whoring begins.

First it’s just the one, then another, and before you know it people from all around town come looking for my Imps. They say they just want to “See a good time on the field” and they “want to feel the smooth, smooth bore of the barrel on a cold, lonely night”. Then I would have to set prices on my Imps, and that would just make me feel wrong. They would be like My Preciouses, for only me to enjoy. Of course, I would probably have to start selling paint on the side to make up for the costs associated with being an Imp Gigalo. I would have to include a barrel squeegee with all of my Imps too (for....cleanliness). I will have to charge for the jar of mayo though, because I only have so much generosity to give.

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*wipes single tear* absolutely beautiful. Only the milling on an Adrenalin Impulse can match this story.
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Impys are nice because prior to the Burj Khalifa, they were the world's tallest manmade structure.
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Impys are nice because prior to the Burj Khalifa, they were the world's tallest manmade structure.
Which is even more impressive when you realize that they are one of the only things that can survive a nuclear apocalypse along with twinkies and roaches.
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