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|11-08-2018, 02:25 PM||#1 (permalink)|
Join Date: Feb 2007
Hawiian give away for hawiian shirt wearing people
Hello Hawaiian shirt wearing people who occasionally play paintball.
I am doing a give away of one of my wood working items, a bottle opener or wine stopper made of hawaiian koa wood.
I will post pictures tonight or tomorrow
It will post likely be the far left
-Non blue members
-Post up a dad joke or pun
-One entry per person
-Us only sadly
-Bonus entry if you like my wood working page link in sig.
Ends Dec 1st
William the Third
Last edited by ilivlife; 11-13-2018 at 10:59 AM.
|11-08-2018, 03:03 PM||#3 (permalink)|
Not very good
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
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|11-08-2018, 03:25 PM||#5 (permalink)|
What did one fish say to the other when they were put in the tank?
You man the gun, I'll drive!
It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy course; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat. - Theodore Roosevelt
|11-08-2018, 04:10 PM||#6 (permalink)|
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Last night I dreamed I was a muffler.
I woke up exhausted!
I also liked the page! Thanks!
|11-08-2018, 04:16 PM||#8 (permalink)|
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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|11-08-2018, 04:29 PM||#9 (permalink)|
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: The land of overpriced cigarettes and expensive Beer
I'm in Canada so I cant enter. I do like some bad jokes though.
I went to the zoo last week; There was just a dog in a pen. It was a shihtzu.
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