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Old 11-08-2018, 02:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Hawiian give away for hawiian shirt wearing people

Hello Hawaiian shirt wearing people who occasionally play paintball.

I am doing a give away of one of my wood working items, a bottle opener or wine stopper made of hawaiian koa wood.

I will post pictures tonight or tomorrow
It will post likely be the far left


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