Riot trying his Malort

[The Last Snood]

This is actually the Malort CEO doing the product taste test trend, but I can assume Riot feels the same way about it 😉

As a Chicago-lander I can say these descriptions are accurate, a surprising front taste then immediately getting punched in the throat by diesel.

It's an instagram post so hopefully you guys can see it haha, Malort Test.

[Riot]

There’s another video where they say it tastes like an old gypsy curse or an abortion clinic in Iceland. Haha.

I’ve had so much Malort, it literally doesn’t even taste bad anymore. Hell, when the boys come over to The Gentleman’s Club, (that’s our camp) they almost always have themselves a War Crime. (The original team drink of Extreme Discharge - A combination of Moxie soda and Malort. Each part mixed only by feeling from the heart.)

[BrickHaus]

I swore off alcohol due to it fucking my heart up. But I seriously want/ed to try malort, but it would only be upon meeting you sir.