You know what to do here.

To get the party starter, here's a partial capture of my old feedback thread from The Wayback Machine:

​​​​https://web.archive.org/web/20180116...-feedback.html

While it cut me off, I can certify that in some eight years of buying and giving away a couple pieces, I've never had negative or neutral feedback. I'm a stand-up guy. The best. Everyone agrees, believe me. Other buyers are losers. Sad, really.