A midget psychic broke out of jail. The headline in the paper read "Small Medium at Large."
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Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.Rainmaker's feedback: https://www.mcarterbrown.com/forum/b...maker-feedback
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Same zoo, they had a bunch of ciabatta in a cage. They said not to worry, it was bread in captivity.Last edited by flyweightnate; 08-17-2021, 09:29 AM.
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Autocorrect can go straight to he'll.
Originally posted by Olsson View Post
Couldn't agree more. And the guy who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
I heard the guy that invented auto-correct died recently, his funeral is tomato.
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(Came up with this one just now. My wife's response was unscripted...)
Me: Why did they decide to call him Lord Vader in the Start Wars movies
Wife: (siiiggghh)... Why...?
Me: Because Master Vader just seemed inappropriate
Wife: Who gave you speaking privileges?
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What do you call Batman who skips church...
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Still one of my all time favorites...
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