latches109 was to be Giorgio, the fifth Ninja Turtle. He had all the moves and rad 90's slang. He would have made it - the problem was he isn't a turtle.
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Scottieb was booked to be nunchuck consultant on the upcoming TMNT reboot. He was let go for having "all of the nun, and none of the chuck."Comment
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coyote once ran a bbq shack in his home town. He always had a sign outside that read "Best BBQ in town". A corporate bbq chain opened up right next to him. They soon set out a "Best BBQ in the county" sign. Coyote thought that was ridiculous and so set out a new sign reading "Best BBQ in the state". It took no time at all before the corporate chain set out their new sign reading "Best BBQ in the country". Coyote couldn't believe those guys. He thought this whole mess should end. So he ended it.
He set out a sign that read "Best BBQ on the block".Comment
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Sometimes, when scottieb gets bored. Scottieb will listen to Eddie Murphy's old stand-up routines, close his eyes and picture donkey.Comment
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Carp, which stands for Contingency Alternate Route Plan, once postulated a theory that if you always drive straight, never varying from your path, you can drive out of any location/situation. His theory was recently proved to be totally wrong, as he tried to drive straight out of a Chick-fil-A drive in, and ended up with his car at the drink bar inside the building. Though convenient for Carp, the other patrons were not happy with a vehicle inside the building, one even commented "Hey, I think he jumped the line!"eBay 1929+/0- Feedback
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Acrewofone is now part of a larger crew, thanks to old spiceComment
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It's because of his high school shop teacher, Mr. Post, that JeeperCreeper never took up carpentry. Mr. Post would often say, "I cut it twice, and it's still too short!"Comment
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ScottieB regrets letting Mr Post perform his circumcision.Comment
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When Gordon Ramsey is in town, he eats at coyote's house.Comment
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Scottieb does in fact know, that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday.Comment
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JeeperCreeper has an inflatable which looks like the princess from Shrek named Fiona.Comment
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latches109 has six deadbolts on his front door but he only locks three of them. His theory is this - if someone tries to jimmy the locks, then they'll actually be locking the other three.Comment
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scottieb was driving the cab that nearly hit Dustin Hoffmann in 'Midnight Cowboy'
he was just star struck and nearly struck the starOriginally posted by CarpOriginally posted by HeadshottedComment
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Bored383 is the real inspiration for the tale of Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 news team.Comment
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pghp8ntballer despises the laughing dog in Duck Hunt so he holds a magnifying glass over the front of the NES zapper when playing the game. The trick will ensure the duck is hit every time as long as the zapper is pointed at the screen. No misses, no laughing dog.Comment
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