Smart does not make for entertaining. I like the one scene in Cabin of the Woods where the one guy goes "alright, we have to stick together" two seconds later the controllers, concerned about the sudden insight of communal defense, release a gas and he goes "alright ,everyone split up"
"In the essentials: unity; in the non-essentials: liberty; in all things: love" - often incorrectly attributed to Augustine or John Wesley - original source in question
"Use peaceful means where they are appropriate; but where they are not appropriate, do not hesitate to resort to more forceful - Thupten Gyatso (the Dalai Lama, 1932)
"It is not the will to win that matters - everyone has that. It's the will to prepare to win that matters" Coach Paul 'Bear' Bryant.
"The ink of scholars is more precious than the blood of martyrs" - Muhammed