Originally Posted by JLuke
How do you know what a flaccid dragon penis looks like?
The year was 27 BC, I was shruberrie hunting and stepped in to a dark cave. Well as luck would have it the cave was ripe with shruberrie's. As a drove deeper into said cave I noticed a sleeping dragon, curious I lifted his scales and laughter enveloped the cave. It was at this point the dragon awoke and I turned to run, I was grabbed by kilt dragged to the cold wet rocky surface and dragon raped.....he was no longer flaccid
Seriously it is one hot looking gun, not my thing but really damn cool looking.