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Old 12-23-2012, 03:31 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Fubarius View Post
Easy two step process for our fellow omnivore.

Step one, buy live chicken. Keep in cage in kitchen. Say you'd prefer it was "free range" about the entire living space, but you're willing to compromise your preferences for the good of the shared apartment.

Step two, fried chicken. Yum.
Make sure you get a chicken with pretty feathers too. Then use the feathers for crafty things afterward.

Also, killing chickens is easy- use the cone of death.
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