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|12-29-2009, 01:47 AM||#1 (permalink)|
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Houston, Tejas
How do you apologize to a moody 'cocker?
So I bought a gorgeous splash anodized '94 'cocker from Clearush. Well, traded, but that's beside the point.
I have since learned this thing has a personality of its own. It puts paint where it feels, whenever it feels. The first half of an 8 hr. scenario I used it. One shot managed to somehow hook through a window and pop a guy. Another shot was me longballing to get heads down, when one ball managed to go into a doorway and nut-shot a guy. As a victim of a shot like that, I felt kinda bad, but he was apparently padded, as he just looked down and walked off.
However, I was talking with Clearush about it, and he asked me how I liked it. I said I loved it, and I'm thinking about E-Blading it and drilling it for eyes. Obviously I was joking, but apparently my 'cocker heard me and didn't think it was funny. After I said that, it never worked right since. I had to pull out my Vertebrate...
Anyway, how do you apologize to a hurt 'cocker? I don't like it when my significant others are mad at me.
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|12-29-2009, 02:01 AM||#5 (permalink)|
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: Minneapolis, MN
|12-29-2009, 02:05 AM||#6 (permalink)|
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lol you better just give it away.. threatening it with drilling.. it will never forgive you... in fact maybe you should consider paying someone to take it before it talks your other markers into revolt.. pm me and I'll send you my address and paypal
|12-29-2009, 02:17 AM||#7 (permalink)|
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: toronto ontario canada
strip her down and give her a bubble bath, that should wash away all the bad thoughts that u put in its head about drilling it in such a manner
|12-29-2009, 02:20 AM||#8 (permalink)|
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: wyckoff nj
sounds like you may have to to pump her , that will show her who the owner is
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|12-29-2009, 04:37 AM||#9 (permalink)|
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Ouch... Sounds like you might need to rehome her...
Either that or strip her down and give her a full loving cleaning and some nice new oil.
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How strange to see a lagomorph of such bravery.
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