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Old 03-09-2012, 05:11 PM   #2571 (permalink)
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:13 PM   #2572 (permalink)
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:15 PM   #2573 (permalink)
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Alpha... that's almost scarily accurate... There's even an MME teacher at Mines named Dr. Packard... she's a pretty cool lady too, I work in her department.
Oh. So you're finally "working" in her "department".

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Old 03-09-2012, 05:17 PM   #2574 (permalink)
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Alpha434 was actually born in 434 B.C... he's made of a mixture of Delrin and JB Weld.

I don't think so... Yay housing crap.

also I've been working in the department for oh, a year and a half now? since Oct. 2010...
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:42 PM   #2575 (permalink)
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Old 03-09-2012, 05:43 PM   #2576 (permalink)
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Hey, a) it wasn't in the foundry, it was in 306...
b) it was silane, which is pyrophoric, next to H2 and O2...
c) I've only started a couple fires in Hill... mostly intentionally...

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Old 03-09-2012, 05:58 PM   #2577 (permalink)
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Old 03-09-2012, 06:06 PM   #2578 (permalink)
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Man, I leave this thread for a couple months and all my secrets are out...

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Old 03-10-2012, 07:00 AM   #2579 (permalink)
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Old 03-10-2012, 10:05 AM   #2580 (permalink)
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