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Old 07-23-2013, 03:55 PM   #4521 (permalink)
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When Psunitro was a boy, he earned a bunch of merit badges for knot tying. However his lady friends never allowed him to act out any of his masochistic skills on them.
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Old 07-23-2013, 04:28 PM   #4522 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 07-23-2013, 04:40 PM   #4523 (permalink)
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So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or DashHopes wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Psunitro pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed.
So there's me, and Palerider, and Melvin, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh.
Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son..... that's a different story altogether.
I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really.
But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and DashHopes went on stage and did a great show.
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Old 07-23-2013, 05:07 PM   #4524 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 07-24-2013, 06:45 PM   #4525 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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Old 07-25-2013, 12:01 AM   #4527 (permalink)
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DashHopes did his college thesis comparing & contrasting Paraguay and Uruguay.
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Old 07-25-2013, 11:03 PM   #4528 (permalink)
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When dash read his thesis to mag 7. Mag responded "nuh uh, your a guay".
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