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Old 07-21-2014, 11:24 PM   #5511 (permalink)
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After watching an old episode of The A-Team, GanonsGrin was able to turn a old golf cart into a pretty cool paintball-fighting machine by only using some scrap sheet-metal, a 55 gallon drum, some chicken wire & a blow torch.

However, the paintball game he used it in, also ended up like an episode on the original show. Everyone fired thousands of rounds & nobody got shot. Then it ended with a big dramatic flip & crash of the golf cart, which no one got hurt from.
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Old 07-25-2014, 08:15 AM   #5515 (permalink)
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That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
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Old 07-25-2014, 07:31 PM   #5517 (permalink)
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DashHopes has a nelspot that has internals that were polished by Chuck Norris, using only his beard to polish them.
That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
He nick named the gun Reggie.
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