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Old 01-24-2012, 05:16 PM   #21 (permalink)
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"so does that pump just use like, the air around us? It doesn't need a tank right?"
"Is that a pistol? Like a Glock 18? Do you ever bring it to school and shoot people you don't like with it?"


He must have played too much call of duty.
Both of those questions were actually asked to me a while back.
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Old 01-24-2012, 05:18 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Oh yeah, i forgot...
"Do you think you could make a paintball gun look like a real gun so you can go around and feel like you're shooting random people?"

Other variations of shooting people who don't have masks, like above me.
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Old 01-24-2012, 05:20 PM   #23 (permalink)
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The question i get asked the most is ,"will it leave stains on your clothes?" I really want to say no..But........
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Old 01-24-2012, 08:06 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Is that a hickey?
Why do you have a scope on that? (phantom stock class feed)
Do you freeze your paintballs?
Most questions I get asked are not invalid. I try to answer them to the best of my ability. Any opportunity to get someone into the sport is important.
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Old 01-24-2012, 08:08 PM   #25 (permalink)
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We usually head to Buffalo Wild Wings straight from the field, still in jerseys and covered in mud and paint. Almost every time, I hear...
"do y'all ride dirt bikes?"
Still don't get that one. Isn't Motocross gear pretty tight fitting? Paintball, not so much...
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Old 01-24-2012, 08:12 PM   #26 (permalink)
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a couple of weeks ago I am playing dual pistols and a kid walks up and says "Are those your guns?" I was in a bad mood (Non related to the day of paintball) so I answered "NO! Would you believe I found them over by that building? Cool eh"
Not one of my better moments
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Old 01-24-2012, 08:15 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Did the kid rush over to "that building"? lol
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Old 01-24-2012, 08:27 PM   #28 (permalink)
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I was using a 50rnd hopper on my Alien Indy 2 weekends ago since I was playing with walk ons and they asked how many paintballs does it hold.

Well when I told them 50, 2 of the kids burst out laughing and one told the other "We will get him first". In some stroke of luck I got them both and their dad who was a really cool guy. Found out he was my brothers former CO on base lol.
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Old 01-24-2012, 08:29 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Q. Why don't you join the army?
A. Are you in the army?
A.No
Q. Why don't you shutup then?


Q. Why don't you play airsoft
A. I do....

Q.Do you wear camo facepaint and all that junk?
A. Yeah....right under my mask.

Q.Are the guns full auto?
A. Sometimes, but most places don't allow full auto
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Q. Do you want to kill people or something.
A. Well sometimes; but that and paintball are unrelated.
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LOL No, he detected my sarcasm right away and then turned back to his friends.
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