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Old 04-01-2012, 04:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
Some People Juggle Geese
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MCB April Fools from 2006

I was searching through an old hard drive that I had sitting on my desk and I came across this gem.

Back in '06, Carter sold MCB to K2.

I uploaded it on a free site so if it goes down, I'm sorry. Maybe someone can reupload it somewhere nicer?
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When I worked in the county prison, all my pals among the correctional officer staff were always talking about how they needed a large(r) caliber handgun in case they were confronted by someone on "PCP" or "Angel dust".

Now... all they talk about is zombies.
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Old 04-01-2012, 04:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
Simple mind - beware
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HAHA nice!
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I googled: "Lube and SPace Dildo" and it brought me here... totally not what I meant, but I found a nice niche market to peddle my homo-erotic comedy routine so here I am.
Originally Posted by Mayvik View Post
9 times out of 10, it's an electric razor. But sometimes...

it's a dildo.
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Old 04-01-2012, 07:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That is written in a very believable format. I bet a lot of wives had dirty underpants to clean, and not from their children.
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Old 04-01-2012, 11:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
Hawkeye: Finest Kind
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Should have known it was B.S. from this statement

"To this end is
an important marketing tool to monitor trends and to develop relationships with what we consider
to be the luxury paintball market."

Luxury paintball market???? Most of us don't have two nickles to rub to together. If we did we would use it to whore another marker
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Old 04-02-2012, 02:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Sadly, I remember this.
Originally Posted by heinous View Post
we're talking about camping, not being homeless
Vagabond living on the side of the road in East Asia.
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