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|09-03-2012, 04:54 PM||#1 (permalink)|
Facta Non Verba
No crime in Canada you say?
This is one of the worst offenses imaginable! Oh the humanity!
Thieves steal maple syrup stash from Canada warehouse
|09-03-2012, 05:08 PM||#2 (permalink)|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Whitehorse, Yukon
Syrup theft is a serious problem in Canada. It's mostly perpetuated by 1% MCs* conducting high-risk smash-and-grab raids on protected tanker convoys travelling the 401. I saw one once, I nearly died.
**My sister was bit by a moose once***.
***Mind you, moose bites can be pretty nasty.
|09-03-2012, 05:16 PM||#4 (permalink)|
Slowly making progress
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Vail, AZ
Time for some better locks, eh?
FS:4500PSI Shoebox Compressor
Broken eNMEy neck? I can fix that. Want the can threaded, I can do that too. Click here!
>>> Link to prototype Dust Devil<<<
|09-03-2012, 05:19 PM||#5 (permalink)|
Join Date: May 2009
"I can assure you there will be no shortage in maple syrup," Anne-Marie Granger Godbout from the Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers told the Reuters news agency.
I believe this to be false information only to try and calm us maple syrup consumers...
there will be a shortage of maple syrup...
THERE WILL BE A SHORTAGE OF MAPLE SYRUP DAMNIT!!!! SAVE YOURSELVES AND GO TO THE STORE AND STOCK YOUR CUPBOARDS NOW!!!!!!!!
Luckily I already have...
|09-03-2012, 05:26 PM||#7 (permalink)|
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|09-03-2012, 05:29 PM||#9 (permalink)|
Bitter Young Man
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: San Francisco, CA
Hilarious. Silly Canadians.
|09-03-2012, 05:56 PM||#10 (permalink)|
Join Date: Jun 2008
Canada: The only country where theft of syrup is a serious problem
SOL, outnumbered, one paintball per person should do the trick
The most effective and powerful weapon on the field is the sneaky b@stard, use sparingly!