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Old 03-18-2013, 05:15 PM   #11 (permalink)
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i have an ex-coworker who had a deer as a pet. her sons accidently hit a baby with a four wheeler and the mother ran off so they kept it and raised it. they put a dog collar on it in the hunting season hoping someone wouldn't kill it. it got pretty tame and you could pet it and call out its name and it would eventually come up out of the woods. she wouldn't bring her new baby around but she would come up to you. i think someone either shot it or it moved on as it never came around anymore. probably better to start with a young one and make your herd that way than to start with an already pretty wild one. still funny story though.

we also had one walk up to us when we were kids. came up out of the woods wearing an orange dog collar and had a dog running with it. got some pics of us petting it and then it ran off.
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Old 03-18-2013, 05:22 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I've had them stand an watch as we were target shooting. It was a .22, so not too terrible loud. The doe just stood there watching us shoot cans for 5-6 shots before one can did a good flip up in the air, then she hightailed it out.

Not deer season obvously... I think she knew that.
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Old 03-18-2013, 05:24 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 03-18-2013, 05:28 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 03-19-2013, 01:22 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Depending on your location, raising a wild game animal can also be expensive if you get caught by Fish & Game.

That is a hilarious story!
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How strange to see a lagomorph of such bravery.
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Old 03-19-2013, 08:57 AM   #16 (permalink)
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One thing this farmer did not experience: bucks (male deer) will charge at you with their antlers, and have killed people this way.
My uncle was hunting during muzzleloader season and had this happen. He fired and missed. Next thing he knew, the fairly large buck was barreling toward him, antlers first. My uncle took a baseball swing with the gun and struck the deer, cracking the stock. Luckily, it ran off after being hit.
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Old 03-19-2013, 09:17 AM   #17 (permalink)
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A herd of mules (and the occasional elk) hang out on our shooting range. We can't shoot them, for obvious reasons. They appear to know this, as they just stroll along. There's nothing quite like that feeling of having to sit there baking in the sun not being able to shoot because there is a tasty, tasty deer sitting in front of the target stands mocking you.
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Old 03-19-2013, 09:49 AM   #18 (permalink)
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For years I have been advocating that deer are rotten evil animals put on this planet to torment and harm humans. Don't let those little spots on a fawn or the big eys of a doe fool you...they are heartless animals that are out to rid th the world of mankind. We should feel lucky that our generation haven't seen deer to evolve with wings or arms and hands or laser guided antlers. I fear that our chidlren's children will likely be under the demise of deer in World War V.
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Old 03-19-2013, 10:02 AM   #19 (permalink)
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That nelspot never needs lube, shoots 2,000 ball per second, never needs reloaded, doesn't require an air source and when the paintball hits somebody the result is the same as if Chuck Norris round house kicked them.
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Old 03-19-2013, 10:02 AM   #20 (permalink)
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I see a solid hit on his box mag so I shout "CHECK IT! YOUR GUN!!!"
and the guy is all "Calm Down!!!" in response
and he was all "...okay. Out!"
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