Nastiest Creature Ever!!!!

kurtiss · 08-23-2008, 04:44 PM

So we have been cooped up in the house for 3 days because of tropical storm Fay. We decide to venture out this morning. I open the front door and walk out carrying my daughter. My wife is behind me and scares the crap out of me when she lets out a blood curdling scream. I turn around to see the horror. Yes, it is the Nastiest Creature Ever!!!! A big, nasty, hairy, spider the size of my hand. We had another one on the patio a couple of weeks ago. This one is directly above our front door about 20 feet up. So as we are looking at it, we realize, this looks like a different creature. This is not the one that has been seen on the back patio. They are trying to trap me in the house. One at the back door, and now his buddy at the front door. I think I need to move!!! I already have nightmares about waking up in the middle of the night with one of these things on my face!!! God I hate spiders!!!

Nasty Creature #1 spotted a couple of weeks ago on the back patio.

Nasy Creature #2 above the front door. I think he's eating something.

He is way up high above the front door.

Stuffy · 08-23-2008, 04:46 PM

Brown Recluse much?
Ew. I also hate most spiders. Although I like black widows, mainly because they have no hair, theyre elegant.

Duzzy · 08-23-2008, 04:47 PM

I don't know much about spiders, but could you bait a mouse trap for them? Probably not one of the snapping ones, but the sticky kind?

chillinspyder2 · 08-23-2008, 04:53 PM

Good lord.

I would move away immediately. Spiders freak me out

:shivers:

Titus · 08-23-2008, 05:11 PM

Fay has been a PITA.

A can of raid might do the trick, then again the spider may just laugh at it. And before editing, I spelled spider spyder..need sleep!

pillage · 08-23-2008, 05:14 PM

Bah, just break out a shovel.

Mar · 08-23-2008, 05:18 PM

I was expecting a picture of my ex....nice try though....

pillage · 08-23-2008, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mar

I was expecting a picture of my ex....nice try though....

Rumor has it shovels work on ex's too. They are definately a multipurpose tool.

SHOOT3R USA · 08-23-2008, 05:25 PM

I think the Saddleback Moth is nastier. I got stung by one of these buggers and it felt like I was stabbed in the arm.

oggfueler · 08-23-2008, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mar

I was expecting a picture of my ex....nice try though....

Same here!

08-23-2008, 04:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
kurtiss Newbie Join Date: Aug 2008	Nastiest Creature Ever!!!! So we have been cooped up in the house for 3 days because of tropical storm Fay. We decide to venture out this morning. I open the front door and walk out carrying my daughter. My wife is behind me and scares the crap out of me when she lets out a blood curdling scream. I turn around to see the horror. Yes, it is the Nastiest Creature Ever!!!! A big, nasty, hairy, spider the size of my hand. We had another one on the patio a couple of weeks ago. This one is directly above our front door about 20 feet up. So as we are looking at it, we realize, this looks like a different creature. This is not the one that has been seen on the back patio. They are trying to trap me in the house. One at the back door, and now his buddy at the front door. I think I need to move!!! I already have nightmares about waking up in the middle of the night with one of these things on my face!!! God I hate spiders!!! Nasty Creature #1 spotted a couple of weeks ago on the back patio. Nasy Creature #2 above the front door. I think he's eating something. He is way up high above the front door. __________________ Visit www.SurvivalStraps.com Survival Bracelets, Lanyards, Rifle Slings & More. Help us raise awareness and $'s for our Wounded Warriors!

08-23-2008, 04:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
Duzzy MCB Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Kennewick, WA -and- Helena, MT	I don't know much about spiders, but could you bait a mouse trap for them? Probably not one of the snapping ones, but the sticky kind? __________________ My Feedback:AO AKA SCP PhOG Watching the rain--and waiting for Heaven. CyberNations

08-23-2008, 04:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
chillinspyder2 Seasoned Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Va	Good lord. I would move away immediately. Spiders freak me out :shivers: __________________ MCB Feedback.[/center] Old Feedback + New Feedback = 200+ happy customers.

08-23-2008, 05:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
pillage MCB Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorktown, Virginia	Bah, just break out a shovel. __________________ Usefull Latin Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt. Translation: When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults. Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. Translation: I have a catapult. Give me all the money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head. My Feedback Thread

08-23-2008, 05:18 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mar I awesome and so can you! Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: 5,987 posts	I was expecting a picture of my ex....nice try though.... __________________

08-23-2008, 05:25 PM	#9 (permalink)
SHOOT3R USA Let's go Mountaineers! Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Southern West Virginia	I think the Saddleback Moth is nastier. I got stung by one of these buggers and it felt like I was stabbed in the arm. __________________ Моя Обратная связь "Time warp, hit the lever, this is how I'll live forever."