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Old 02-15-2007, 09:38 PM   #101 (permalink)
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I once knew a robot that used the name of Velcro as a curse.

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Old 02-16-2007, 01:37 AM   #102 (permalink)
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Old 02-16-2007, 10:00 PM   #103 (permalink)
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Old 02-17-2007, 12:33 AM   #104 (permalink)
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You do know that the Elder God Valcor does exhibit effect over even the work of St. Glenn. Just ask some of the EMR regulars.
This is true, but Saint Glenn works dillegently to thwart the evilness of Velcor.
Velcor gets his hairy back form the fact he is quite Simian in looks and attitudes. His paintball gun evilness, comes from the fact Velcor is that rhetoricall lower primate that copulates most vigorously with an oblong ball made of pig skin with laces upon one seam. It is also rumoured, his romantic liasons with said inflated oblong ball of pig skin, resulted in the birth of one of those most evil markers, the Autococker. This said evil marker is most reliable when left alone and not tampered with. But evil daddy Velcor saw fit to include those dreaded autocockers with user accessable un-adjustments. These un-adjustment points are easily accessed with a most simple tool the allen wrench. That is right, his evilness shows no bounds, in the fact these un-adjustment points are more attractive to the casual paintball player , than a crackhead going through withdrawl discovering a rock already prelit.
Velcor is rumoured to have to have penned this haiku after the creation of said autococker:
It worked Before?
Screwed with it, didn't you.
Got what you deserve.

Velcor's romantic liasion with said inflated oblong pigskin, has resulted in the pop culture saying. That agg kid with a set of allen wrenches is like a monkey f.....ng a football. We have Velcor to thank.
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Old 02-17-2007, 11:59 AM   #105 (permalink)
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That agg kid with a set of allen wrenches is like a monkey f.....ng a football. We have Velcor to thank.
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Old 02-18-2007, 11:07 PM   #106 (permalink)
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I just wanna know on thing, does velcor shoot a mech cocker?
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Old 02-19-2007, 01:10 AM   #107 (permalink)
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He doesn't have to shoot anything. The other teams markers will break at his whim while he floats over and grabs the flag.
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Old 02-19-2007, 04:21 PM   #108 (permalink)
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I wonder if Velcor takes Paypal so I can get some 'divine favors' from him...I don't want to sacrafice a marker...Saint Glenn does indeed take this as a 'blessing'...

Does Velcor rule over the shipping and handling of markers? Or does his laymen at USPS have control over that area? A marker has gone missing in the system.
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Old 02-19-2007, 09:50 PM   #109 (permalink)
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I wonder if Velcor takes Paypal so I can get some 'divine favors' from him...I don't want to sacrafice a marker...Saint Glenn does indeed take this as a 'blessing'...

Does Velcor rule over the shipping and handling of markers? Or does his laymen at USPS have control over that area? A marker has gone missing in the system.
Alright, I admit it! I AM VELCOR!

You can send me all the money you want through paypal. I'll totally give you divine favors or whatever.

Just send me your money, mkay?

Cuz I'm Velcor!

Seriously guys...

send me your money...


I need to buy more stuff from the BST...
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Old 02-19-2007, 10:10 PM   #110 (permalink)
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No you're not, You Didn't Capitilise Each Work In Your Bold Sentence.

Plus you're six years younger then him
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