The crashed housing market turned a lot of us into sudden homeowners. (what? I can buy a house for less than my rent now?!? Sure, sign me up...)
Though the first moment I felt old was before even that. A few years back I was on vacation with a lot of the extended family. I was helping my sister's boyfriend's 15 year old niece rent a jet-ski and a boy in a college t-shirt on the beach started walking towards her. I managed to turn a frat boy away from a girl in a bikini with just one look.
Nunquam emere quid potes facere